(2004) Quintuplets

Episode: Season 1, Episode 3 – Little Man on Campus
Character: Haley
Recurring Role: No
Original Air Date: June 30, 2004
Running Time: 22 Mins
Original network: Fox
Distributor: 20th Television

Show Synopsis
The series is set in Nutley, New Jersey, and is on its face a typical family sitcom. Much of the story line focuses on the difficulty of supporting a large family of teens, both financially and emotionally, as they grapple with the reality that, grown up, they simply aren’t as cute and interesting as they were when they were born.

Episode “Little Man on Campus” Synopsis
The Nutley high school team, the Cougars, holds tryouts for their school teams. Parker makes the basketball team and Pearce becomes the team mascot, but Paige fails to make the cheerleading team. To Bob’s horror and former cheerleader Carol’s enthusiasm, Patton does make the team, in a plot to meet girls. Bob changes his mind when Carol tells him that there are cheerleading scholarships, excited that he may not have to pay for Patton’s college. Patton quickly learns that working with fellow cheerleader Haley gives him erections. Bob’s advice is to “go down to Horny Town and fire the mayor”, which fails and Patton, the top of the pyramid, is humiliated at a basketball game. However, the incident does lead Patton to land a date.

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